Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

If The Nest Is Truly Empty, Who Owns All This Junk?

Thanksgiving Dinners Take Eighteen Hours To Prepare. They Are Consumed In Twelve Minutes. Half-times Take Twelve Minutes. This Is Not Coincidence.

To My Way Of Thinking, The American Family Started To Decline When Parents Began To Communicate With Their Children.

Sometimes I Can't Figure Designers Out. It's As If They Flunked Human Anatomy.

For Some Unexplained Reason, It's Always The Other End Of The Table That's Wild And Raucous, With Screaming Laughter And A Fella Who Plays 'holiday For Strings' On Water Glasses.