Guilt: The Gift That Keeps On Giving.

If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries, What Am I Doing In The Pits?

Most Children's First Words Are 'mama' Or 'daddy.' Mine Were, 'do I Have To Use My Own Money?'

I've Exercised With Women So Thin That Buzzards Followed Them To Their Cars.

I Have A Friend Who Lives By A Three-word Philosophy: Seize The Moment. Just Possibly, She May Be The Wisest Woman On This Planet.

My Son Did Not Show Signs Of A Money Deficiency Until He Opened His Small Fist In The Nursery And Found It Was Empty.