If Life Is A Bowl Of Cherries,

Cats Invented Self-esteem; There Is Not An Insecure Bone In Their Body.

It Is Fast Approaching The Point Where I Don't Want Tadenauer To Want The Job.

A Grandmother Pretends She Doesn't Know Who You Are On Halloween.

Youngsters Of The Age Of Two And Three Are Endowed With Extraordinary Strength. They Can Lift A Dog Twice Their Own Weight And Dump Him Into The Bathtub.

It Was A Bitter Moment For Us. We Weren't Two Mature Parents. We Were Just Two Kids Playing Grown-up. We Still Needed Mommy And Daddy's Permission, Blessings, And Money To Survive.