If Germans Are Happy It Means Everyone

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

To Quote From Another Gospel, Dune By Frank Herbert, 'fear Is The Mind-killer.' ... Jesus Was The Original Muad'dib.

Sorry To Disappoint The Liberals Who Tuned In Tonight To Gloat About Obama's Lead In Every Poll, But I Am Not Worried. Mccain May Be Behind, But The Man Is A Fighter. He Doesn't Know The Meaning Of The Word 'quit.' He Used To, But It Was Stored In The Same Part Of His Brain That Remembered To Vet His Running Mate.

Warning, I May Contain More Than A Trace Amount Of Nut.

If It's Called The Usa Today, Why Is All The News From Yesterday?