If You Use Big Words, No One

I'm Not A Standup. I Didn't Start Off As A Writer, I Learned To Write Through Improvisation, And So That's The Part Of The Show That Can Most Surprise Me. The Written Part Of The Show, I Know I Can Get Wrong. You Can't Really Get The Interview "wrong."

Facebook Stock Continues To Plummet. People Started Selling Once They Found Out Their Mom Bought It Too.

Last Night Was Super Tuesday - A 10-state Gop Primary Orgy. A Big, Sweaty Pile Of Lever-yankin Republican Voters. And Like Most Orgies, It Involves A Bunch Of Middle Aged Guys Who Are Not Appealing To Women.

Gravitas Is The Soup Bone In The Stew Of Television News.

Shamelessness Is A Wonderful Part Of The Character.