Thankfully, Dreams Can Change. If We'd All

If Poor People Want Food Stamps, They Should Become Massive Corporations.

The Greatest Threat Facing American Today - Next To Voter Fraud, The Western Pinebark Beetle, And The Memory Foam Mattress - Is The National News Media.

Hey Yogurt, If You're So Cultured, How Come I Never See You At The Opera?

If You're Injecting Fear Into Other People, Then You're Trying To Kill Their Minds. You're Trying To Get Them To Stop Thinking.

Agnostics Are Just Atheists Without Balls.