If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell,

Did You Ever Look At Your Watch, And You Look Away... And You Don't Know What Time It Is?

I'm Always Relieved When Someone Is Delivering A Eulogy And I Realize I'm Listening To It.

The Effect Of The Coke On Our Relationship [with My Wife Brenda] Was Very Sick. Now That It's Over, Those Were Actually Funny Times. Looking For Each Other's Coke, Hiding It, Finding It, Doing Some, Not Telling The Other. Then Fighting Over It.

Those Who Dance Are Considered Insane By Those Who Cannot Hear The Music.

I Don`t Understand A Belief That There Is An Invisible Being In The Sky Who Watches Over Us All The Time And Keeps Score And Who Throws You In A Burning Pit. I Think That's Very Limiting, Very Antihuman. It's The Way They Devised For Helping To Control People Because If They Can Make You Believe In An Invisible Man Who's Going To Hurt You Later, They Can Make You Believe Anything!