If A Turtle Doesn't Have A Shell,

At A Formal Dinner Party, The Person Nearest Death Should Always Be Seated Closest To The Bathroom.

Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Full. Some People Think Of The Glass As Half Empty. I Think Of The Glass As Too Big.

Comedy, Although It Is Not One Of The Fine Arts - It's A Vulgar Art, It's One Of The People's Arts, It's The Spoken Word, The Writing That Goes Into It Is An Art Form - It's Certainly Artistry.

Language Is The Most Elementary Aspect To Our Humanness, Probably. In Addition To That, It's The Embodiment, It's The Apotheosis Of The Human Experience, It's The Way We Summarize Ourselves.

I Never Joined The Boy Scouts. I Don't Trust Any Organization That Has A Handbook.