I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

I'm On A Lot Of Airplanes, So I Just Sip On Red Wine Thinking Of Stupid Ideas And, When I Think Of It, I Wanna Make It Happen.

When You're Drunk, You Always Think You're Not. If You Even Drink At All Don't Get Behind The Wheel.

Life's Philosophy, Hm... I Just Say, 'do What You Do And Have Fun Doing It And Try Not To Be Too Miserable.'

I Like Geography. I Could Tell You The Capital Of Any Country You Want.