I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.

These Trees And These Old People Have One Thing In Common - They're Both Going In The Ground Soon!

Skateboarding Teaches You How To Take A Fall Properly. If You Try To Kickflip Down Some Stairs, It Might Take You Thirty Tries - And You Just Learn How To Take A Tumble Out Of It Without Getting Hurt.

I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.