I'd Say Mostly I Paint Hot Chicks.

I Don't Like Paris So Much.

I Got Addicted To Tetris, Playing It In My Basement, I Was Missing All These Airplane Flights Over It. After The Fourth One That I Missed, I Realized I Needed To Get Rid Of This Thing - So Ever Since Then, I Don't Play Video Games Any More.

One Time My Mom Tried To Ground Me, But That Lasted 15 Minutes.

Seeing People Get Messed Up Never Gets Un-funny! And There's Plenty Of Ways To Do That.

Actually, I've Always Wanted To Be A Professional Skateboarder Ever Since I Was About Six.