I'd Play For Half My Salary If

I Learned Early To Drink Beer, Wine And Whiskey. And I Think I Was About 5 When I First Chewed Tobacco.

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

The Only Real Game, I Think, In The World Is Baseball.

"i'm Going Over The Valley." (dying From Throat Cancer, His Doctor Found Him Wandering Around His Room, Asked Him Where Was He Going?)

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.