All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts

Read About Your Case Of Amnesia. Must Be A New Brand.

I've Heard People Say That The Trouble With The World Is That We Haven't Enough Great Leaders. I Think We Haven't Enough Great Followers. I Have Stood Side By Side With Great Thinkers - Surgeons, Engineers, Economists; People Who Deserve A Great Following - And Have Heard The Crowd Cheer Me Instead.

I Hear The Cheers When They Roared And The Jeers When They Echoed.

Aw, Everybody Knows That Game, The Day I Hit The Homer Off Ole Charlie Root There In Wrigley Field, The Day October First, The Third Game Of That Thirty-two World Series. But Right Now I Want To Settle All Arguments. I Didn't Exactly Point To Any Spot, Like The Flagpole. Anyway, I Didn't Mean To, I Just Sorta Waved At The Whole Fence, But That Was Foolish Enough. All I Wanted To Do Was Give That Thing A Ride... Outta The Park... Anywhere.

All I Can Tell Them Is Pick A Good One And Sock It. I Get Back To The Dugout And They Ask Me What It Was I Hit And I Tell Them I Don't Know Except It Looked Good.