All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts

I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire With The Dirt, But I Did Mean To Hit That Bastard In The Stands.

All Ballplayers Should Quit When It Starts To Feel As If All The Baselines Run Uphill.

I Only Have One Superstition: I Make Sure To Touch All The Bases When I Hit A Home Run.

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?

As Soon As I Got Out There I Felt A Strange Relationship With The Pitcher's Mound. It Was As If I'd Been Born Out There. Pitching Just Felt Like The Most Natural Thing In The World. Striking Out Batters Was Easy.