I Didn't Mean To Hit The Umpire

I Said I'm Going To Hit The Next One Right Over The Flagpole. God Must Have Been With Me.

I'm Only Going One Way.

I Hit An Inside-the-park Home Run! I Beat It Out! Can You Believe That?

I'd Give A Year Of My Life If I Could Hit A Homerun On Opening Day Of This Great New Park.

All I Can Tell Them Is Pick A Good One And Sock It. I Get Back To The Dugout And They Ask Me What It Was I Hit And I Tell Them I Don't Know Except It Looked Good.