I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For

I Used To Sell Furniture For A Living. The Trouble Was, It Was My Own.

The Mother-in-law Is The Centre Of A Family.

Slumps Don't Bother Me.

I'd Like To Thank The Bbc For Allowing Me To Work Here. And I'd Like To Thank The Wife And Kids For Making It Necessary.

Mind You, I've Always Been Musical... Mother Used To Sit Me On Her Knee And I'd Whisper, 'mummy, Mummy, Sing Me A Lullaby Do,' And She'd Say: 'certainly My Angel, My Wee Bundle Of Happiness, Hold My Beer While I Fetch Me Banjo.'