I'd Agree With You, But Then We'd

Friends Never Make Assumptions About You. They Never Expect A Reason To Go Out With You. In Fact Friends Only Expect You To Be You.

I Don't Know What Makes You So Dumb But It Really Works.

Are You Always This Stupid Or Are You Making A Special Effort Today?

I'm Sorry, I'm A Little Busy. Can I Ignore You Later?

Cynicism Is The Intellectual Cripple's Substitute For Intelligence. It Is The Dishonest Businessman's Substitute For Conscience. It Is The Communicator's Substitute, Whether He Is Advertising Man Or Editor Or Writer, For Self-respect.