I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear

I Never Sleep On The Plane. I Have To Be Awake And Using My Mind Power To Keep It In The Air

Ambien Might Have Mentally Just Tossed My Salad. With Croutons.

Everyone Who Reads Me Is Someone I'd Like To Hang Out With.

I Don't Care How Happily Married You Are Or How Deeply Enmeshed You Are With Your Children And Family And Career -- Every Woman Needs A Couple Of Chicks Who'll Break Out The Sangria Just Because You Need To Vent.

In Real Life, I Tend To Yell At People A Lot. Not Because I'm Bossy Or Mean, But Because I'm Frustrated.