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I'm Such A Fangirl When It Comes To Other Writers. I Read 250 Books A Year, And I'm Always Talking Up Books By Other Authors.

I'm Not Lazy. I'm Simply Judicious About Excess Movement.

I'm Very Detail Oriented. I Think That's Why People Enjoy My Memoirs - Because I Tend To Remember Everything.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

I'm A Humor Writer, So I Don't Always Present Myself In The Best Light.