Writing Is Something That I've Always Loved.

Point? Maybe You Aren't A Carrie Or A Samantha Or A Charlotte Or A Miranda. Maybe You're Just You.

I'm The Person Who Says Every Single Thing She Thinks, Sometimes To Others' Amusement, And Almost Always To My Detriment.

Owning A Dog Is Slightly Less Expensive Than Being Addicted To Crack.

I Would Rather Receive A Pap Smear From Captain Hook Than Venture Out On New Year's Eve.

This Is Terrific! What Fun! Maybe Tomorrow I Can Go To The Prom With My Brother. The Day After, Perhaps I Can Wear White Pants And Unexpectedly Get My Period.