I Would Love To Have Acidy Spit.

I Like Fearless Characters, People Just Not Afraid To Do Anything It Takes To Make People Laugh.

I'm Going To Hell, Ah... But You're Laughing, So You're Coming.

My Mom And Dad Passed Away From Cancer. Within Nine Months, I Lost Both Of My Folks. Immediately After That, I Had A Horrible Betrayal Where My Brother, Who Worked For Me, Stole A Lot Of My Money. He's In Jail Now.

My Nickname For My Mom Was 'the Compass.'

My Real First Job Was Delivering Newspapers With I Was 15. I Would Ride My Bike Around And Chuck Papers At People's Houses. The Thing That Sucked Is When I Would Go Collecting Everyone Acted Like They Were Not Home. Totally Sucked But Because I Could Control The Weather I Showered Trashcan Size Hail Down On Their Homes Until They Were Completely Decimated.