I Would Love To Have Acidy Spit.

True Love Is When You're Cheating On A Person But The Thought Of Them Still Makes Your Eyes Smile!

I Feel Like People Who Don't Brag Are Trying To Make You Jealous By Thinking They're Hiding Something More Even Exciting.

My Grandmother Died Of Natural Causes. Or As My Family Calls It Murdered By The Lord.

If You're 1 Of The 3 Girls In Pics With A Greaseball Whose Arms Are Around You At A Club You Lose At Life. If You're The Greaseball You Win.

I'm A Late-night Guy.