I Would Love To Dj The Royal

I Let A Friend Set Me Up On A Blind Date. It Was A Disaster. She Ended Up Being A Burn Victim. By The End Of The Night.

I'm Inspired By Making People Laugh At Subjects That Should Make Them Cry.

I'm Actually A Really Nice Guy, Once You Get To Blow Me.

Jeff Ross Has Been Roasting People Since Whitney Cummings Was Nothing But A Glint In The Eye Of The Man Who Raped Her Mother.

I Would Never Hit A Woman - Even If She Had A Knife Or A Stutter.