I Won't Say I'm Out Of Condition

You Know, I Always Say White Is Not A Colour, White Is An Attitude, And If You Haven't Got Trillions Of Dollars In The Bank That You Don't Need, You Can't Be White.

I Was Born And Raised In St. Louis, And This Little Town, Eight Blocks Away, Place No One Ever Heard Of, A Black Man There Commands The Attention Of The World For Months? That Ain't My World.

To Me, Seeing A Really Great Comedian Is A Bit Like Watching A Musician Or A Poet.

Poor Is A State Of Mind You Never Grow Out Of, But Being Broke Is Just A Temporary Condition.

You Hear Entertainers All The Time, Saying, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For This, I'd Do It For Free.' When's The Last Time You Ever Heard A Business Person Say, 'if I Couldn't Get Paid For Being Chairman Of British Petroleum, I'd Do It For Free'?