Race Baiters And Discriminators May Go Underground,

When You Look At Hitler And Those Thugs, You Can Put Walmart Right Next To Them.

So Why Would I Want To Call Myself A Conservative After The Way Them White Racist Thugs Have Used That Word To Hide Behind? They Call Themselves New Republicans.

My Mother Was The Sweetest Lady Who Ever Lived On This Planet, But If You Tried To Tell Her That Jesus Wasn't A Christian, She Would Stomp You To Death.

Don't Have A High School Diploma? You're In My Cabinet. Why? For 200 Years, A Lot Of Cabinets Have Existed In Our Government. Powerful Men. Well-educated. So Let's Try Something Totally New.

White Folks Are The Luckiest People: Finally A Black President And He's A Behaved One. Went To The Best Schools, Best Colleges, Never Raises His Voice. I Ran For President In 1968. I Tell (audiences) If I Won, I Would Have Dug Up The Rose Garden And Planted Watermelon!