I Wish I Had Played Team Sports.

It's Interesting, Because I Tend To Trust A Man With Big Ears.

Politicians Who Wear Little Tennis Socks With The Balls At The Back Should Not Be Taken Seriously.

One Christmas My Father Kept Our Tree Up Till March. He Hated To See It Go. I Loved That.

One Could Say, That #‎ Masons Were Raised Right.

I Love The Excess Of Christmas. The Shopping Season That Begins In September, The Bad Pop Star Recordings Of Christmas Carols, The Decorations That Don't Know When To Come Down.