I Wish I Had A Twin, So

A Man Can Sleep Around, No Questions Asked, But If A Woman Makes Nineteen Or Twenty Mistakes She's A Tramp.

Life Goes By Fast. Enjoy It. Calm Down. It's All Funny.

Boy George Is All England Needs. Another Queen Who Can't Dress.

I Think Anyone Who's Perfectly Happy Isn't Particularly Funny.

You're College Graduates Now, So Use Your Education. Remember: It's Not Who You Know, It's Whom.