I Will Jump On Anybody's Private Plane

At Least In America, You Have Freedom Of Speech, Which Is A Good Thing. It's Just A Question Of Whether You're Allowed To Use It On 'fox News'.

I Think You Often Learn From Failure. Success Just Teaches You How Great You Were, But In Fact It's Knowing What Will Fail That Will Help You To Make The Right Choices.

I Interviewed Matt [stone] And Trey [parker], Actually, And I Got To Ask Them Questions. I Love Them Deeply Because They Appeared Dressed As J-lo And Someone Else [who Had Worn The Same Scandalous Dresses The Year Before At The Oscars]. They Confessed They Were On Acid.

My Wife, Tania, Is Very Big On Dogs, So I'm Always Paying Out To Animal Charities.

Elvis Saved My Life When I Was 13 Or 14. He Saved All Our Lives.