I Went Window Shopping Today! I Bought

A Dyslexic Man Walks Into A Bra.

Two Eskimos Sitting In A Kayak Were Chilly; But When They Lit A Fire In The Craft, It Sank, Proving Once And For All That You Can't Have Your Kayak And Heat It Too.

And An Airplane Of Spittle Dived Into The Sea, There Were No Salivas.

I Went To Buy Some Camouflage Trousers The Other Day But I Couldn’t Find Any.

I Inherited A Painting And A Violin Which Turned Out To Be A Rembrandt And A Stradivarius. Unfortunately, Rembrandt Made Lousy Violins And Stradivarius Was A Terrible Painter.