I Went Through Baseball As A Player

Baseball Gives You Every Chance To Be Great. Then It Puts Every Pressure On You To Prove You Haven't Got What It Takes.

It's Pitching, Hitting And Defense That Wins. Any Two Can Win. All Three Make You Unbeatable.

It Seems The Baseball Player Of Today Will Not Be Satisfied Until He Plays Two Weeks In The Big League And Is Able To Retire At Twenty-two.

I Know A Baseball Star Who Wouldn't Report The Theft Of His Wife's Credit Cards Because The Thief Spends Less Than She Does.

Never Trust A Baserunner With A Limp. Comes A Base Hit And You'll Think He Just Got Back From Lourdes.