I Was Watching Television And I Saw

You Ever Get Any Death Threats? How About Ex-husbands Or Ex-boyfriends? You Run Over Anyone Recently?” ~ Morelli

I Take In A Lot Of Stuff From Real Life, Movies, Television, News And It All Gets Mixed In My Head And Somehow Turns Into A Story Idea.

I Don't Feel So Good." Lula Said. And She Farted. She Squeezed Her Eyes Shut Tight And Did A Full Minute-long Fart. "excuse Me." She Said. I Was Horrified And Impressed All At The Same Time. It Was A Record Breaking Fart. On My Best Day, I Couldn't Come Near To Farting Like That.

Cupcake , You've Been Breaking My Heart For As Long As I've Known You

And Something Chocolate, Of Course. A Meal Was Not A Meal Without Some Sort Of Chocolate For Desert.