I Was The Kid Next Door's Imaginary

Once I Posed Nude For A Magazine. I've Never Been Back To That Newstand.

A Computer Once Beat Me At Chess, But It Was No Match For Me At Kick Boxing.

They Call Me Good Time Emo. Because I Love A Good Time! And My Name Is Emo.

I Find You Can Often Find Humor Just By Turning Something Upside-down. Like A... Small Child.

Women: You Can't Live With Them, And You Can't Get Them To Dress Up In A Skimpy Little Nazi Costume And Beat You With A Warm Squash Or Something.