I Was Playing Guitar Before I Heard

Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton John? Slightly Eccentric. George Michael? He's Mad As Custard.

I Don't Have The Genetic Make-up Of A Frontman, But I'm Learning How To Do It.

I Envy Drummers. It Must Be The Ultimate To Sing And Play Drums At The Same Time. Phil Collins, No Wonder He's So F... Happy.

Writing Songs, That's What Gets Me Going. Not The Drugs Or The Sex Or The Rock'n'roll Behaviour, It's The Music.

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.