Solo Artists Are Generally Totally Insane. Elton

I Can Make Going To The Dry-cleaners Last An Entire Day, And The Dry Cleaners Might Be 150 Yards From My Front Door. You Might Find It Hard To Believe, But I Am Bone-idle Lazy.

The Charts Are Only Relevant When You're Top Of Them!

I First Came To London When I Was 22 And Working As A Roadie. Having Watched The 'news At Ten' All My Life, I Thought Big Ben Was Going To Be Massive, But I Was Underwhelmed.

I Have To Be Myself, I Can't Be No One Else.

I've Never Understood Musicians Who Don't Enjoy Doing Promotional Interviews. I Just Can't Believe It. I Always Think, 'your Life Must Have Been So Brilliant Before You Were In A Band.'