You Can't Be A Mod And A

Is It Worth The Aggravation To Find Yourself A Job When There's Nothing Worth Working For?

If I Ever Get To Go To The Moon, I'll Probably Just Stand On The Moon And Go 'hmmm, Yeah...fair Enough...gotta Go Home Now.'

People Say I Seem Very Negative About New Music - Well, If Somebody Asks Me What I Think Of Keane, I'll Tell 'em. I Don't Like 'em. I'll Obviously Take It A Step Too Far And Grossly Insult The Keyboard Player's Mam Or Summat, But I'm Afraid That's Just Me.

I Don't Mind One Direction. They're Harmless, Aren't They?

Twenty Years From Now, Will We Listen To Lady Gaga? No. She Might Think She Is Making A Stand For The Freaks And The Weirdos. But They're Not Going To Have Any Decent Music To Play, Are They?