No Matter How Much You Sit There

I'm Against People Downloading Music.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.

All I Would Like To Say Is That I'm Rich And You're Not.

It's The First Time I'm Going To Be On My Own This Christmas And I'm Really Looking Forward To Not Having Any Cards Or Decorations Up. So I'll Be In London, Sit On My Couch, Arms Folded, Curtains Drawn, Having A Drink.

Gone Are The Days When Virgin Records Was Owned By Richard Branson, A Fan Of Music. Now They're All Owned By Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Bought It Off Some Guy Who Wants A Return On His Investment.