The Thing About Manchester Is...it All Comes

The Most Annoying Person On The Bbc Is Russell Brand, I've Actually Been Close Up To That Boy. He Smells Like When You Mix Garlic With Coffee And Alcohol. I'm Just Saying When You Get Close To Him, He Could Do With A Bit Of Sure For Men, He Stinks.

Is It Any Wonder Why Princes & Kings, Are Clowns That Caper In Their Sawdust Rings, When Ordinary People Who Are Like You And Me, Are The Builders Of Their Destiny...

As I Get Older, I Don't Aggressively Pursue Songs. All The Great Ones Just Appear.

True Perfection Has To Be Imperfect. I Know That Sounds Foolish, But It's True.

I'm Equal Part Genius, Equal Part Buffoon.