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You Can't Put A Load Of Rockstars Up On A Stage And Expect To Wipe Out Global Poverty. That's Ludicrous.

Do You Ever Look At The Sky And Think, I'm Glad I'm Alive? After I Heard System Of A Down, I Thought, I'm Actually Alive To Hear The Shittiest Band Of All Time. Which Is Quite Something When You Think About It. Of All The Bands That Have Gone Before And All The Bands That'll Be In The Future, I Was Around When The Worst Was Around.

When I Was 16 I'd Watch 'the Godfather,' But I Didn't Think, 'right, I'm Going To Go Down The Barber's And Get Some Protection Money Off Him.'

Fame Is Something That Is Bestowed Upon You Because Of Success. Success Is Something You Have To Chase.

Kylie Minogue Is Just A Demonic Little Idiot As Far As I'm Concerned. She Gets Cool Dance Producers To Work With Her For Some Bizarre Reason, I Don't Know Why. She Doesn't Even Have A Good Name. It's A Stupid Name, Kylie, I Just Don't Get It.