I Was Just A Young Guy Who

Comedy, Such A Lovely Lady, She'll Pick You Up, You Your Feeling Blue.

Now That I'm A Parent, I Understand Why My Father Was In A Bad Mood A Lot.

I Prefer Musicals, Because I Am The Best Dancer Who Ever Lived. The Best Plies, The Best Sashays, And By Far The Best-smelling Capezios.

If It's Something I Feel I Can Do Alright, I Like Being In Those, And Some That I Think Rob Schneider And David Spade Would Be Funnier At Than Me, I Tell Them To Do It. I Don't Have Any Clue How We Decide. There's This Thing, This "click", Actually, One Of My Friends Called Me Up, My Partner Told Me About This Idea That Steve Koren Had. Steve Koren, By The Way, The Guy Who Wrote It With Mark O'keefe, Steve Koren I've Known Since I Was 22. He Was A Page At Saturday Night Live.

As A Kid, I'd Go Into The Bathroom When I Was Having A Tantrum. I'd Be In The Bathroom Crying, Studying Myself In The Mirror. I Was Preparing For Future Roles.