I Was Going To Get An Abortion

I Can Get A Script And Go, "well, I'd Rather Do Stand-up." I Don't Hold Movies In Higher Regard. I Love Making Videos And Posting. I Love Tv.

You Know, I Think Whatever A Comic Talks About Onstage Is All They Talk About Offstage.

I Don't Set Out To Offend Or Shock, But I Also Don't Do Anything To Avoid It.

Everyone Self-googles. And, I Have, Of Course, The Google Alert.

I Will Always Try To Be Happy. I Don’t Think People Really Understand The Value Of Happiness Until They Know What It’s Like To Be In That Very, Very Dark Place. It’s Not Romantic. Not Even A Little.