Scientology Is Weird Because It's New.

I Commend You On All You've Done For Peta, Wrestling The One-eyed Trouser Snake With Your Bare Hands, Gently Cuddling It In Your Arms, And Nurturing It Back To Health.

People Say, Like, "i Love When You Smile Because Part Of Your Mouth Goes Up," Then I Never Organically Smile Again.

I Don't Set Out To Offend Or Shock, But I Also Don't Do Anything To Avoid It.

Jesus Is Magic, Because He Turned Water Into Wine. I Think He Made The Statue Of Liberty Disappear In The 80s Or Something.

I Don't Care If You Think I'm Racist. I Just Want You To Think I'm Thin.