Smells Definitely Do Have A Crazy Impact

As Soon As A Woman Is Old Enough To Have An Opinion And Have A Voice And Be Unafraid, She's Very Much Encouraged By All Sorts Of People To Crawl Under A Rock And Die. And It's So Weird. My Crime Is Not Dying.

I Got Jury Duty And I Didn't Want To Go, So My Friend Said, "you Should Write Something Really Really Racist On The Form When You Return It. Like, You Should Put 'i Hate Chinks'." And I Said, "i'm Not Going To Put That On There Just To Get Out Of Jury Duty. I Don't Want People To Think That About Me." So Instead I Wrote, "i Love Chinks." And Who Doesn't?

By The Time I Would Have Graduated, At 22, I Was A Writer And Featured Performer On Saturday Night Live.

I Like To Think Of Myself As 'hot-larious' I'm Cute, But I'm Totally Approachable.

Traditionally, I Have No Right To Talk About Race. I'm White; I Didn't Grow Up In An All-black Neighborhood. But The License I See For Myself Is I'm A Member Of The World.