I Was Going To Be A Teacher

Being A Gay Married Man, I Love Broadway Musicals.

If Shakespeare Had Lived In Our Age, He Would Have Been Sued For Writing Romeo And Juliet, Because As Everybody Knows, He Plagiarized That From An Italian Play.

The Dean Of The American Film Institute Has Written That I'm One Of The Very Few Auteurs In America. I've Had Freedom For 40 Years To Create Art That Is Totally Personal And Is What I Believe In.

I Would Only Make A Movie That I Believe In. If I Didn't Believe In It, It Would Be Unworthy.

The Person Who Goes To The Troma Movie Knows That He Or She May Love The Troma Movie Or, He Or She May Hate The Troma Movie; But The Movie Goer Knows That He Or She Will Never Forget The Troma Movie.