I Was Going To Be A Teacher

I Don't Make Crappy Movies. I Spend Two Or Three Years Making A Film. I Don't Take Myself Seriously, But I Take My Movies Very Seriously.

If You're An Independent, You Don't Get On Tv. And In The Rare Instances That You Do Get On, You Get A Fraction Of What That Very Same Movie Would Get If It Came In Through Fox Or Viacom.

Mickey Mouse Should Be In The Public Domain By Now. What A Better World It Would Be If Other People Were Doing Things With Mickey Mouse!

It's A Lonely World, Being Independent, And They Can Come Away With The Idea That If Lloyd Kaufman Can Make Movies With People Getting Their Heads Squashed, With Hard-bodied Lesbians, Women Masturbating With Pickles, Graphic Diarrhea, And Singing And Dancing Chicken Zombies - If He Can Do That For 40 Years And Put His Kids Through Yale, Columbia, And Duke - If That Idiot Can Do It, Anybody Can Do It.

There Is No Way I Could Have Ever Dared To Make A Documentary, Much Less Have The Money To Make A Documentary, If It Was On 16mm. But, With The Magic Of Digital.