I Was An Assistant Once. I Worked

My Mom Is Very Southern And She In Real Life Says Things Like, 'if You've Got It, Flaunt It.'

I Just Learned How To Scuba Dive. Id Been Scared To Rely On One Little Air Hose For Oxygen, But Swimming With All Those Fish Is Exhilarating.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.

At My First Tournament, About Four Years Ago, I Got Four Twos. Now I Have A Poker Problem. I Do Win Every So Often, So That's What Keeps Me Going.