Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.

It Makes Me Happy To Work. And It Makes Me A Better Mother To Be A Happy Person.

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

Manipulating People Is What's So Fun About Poker. I Love That You Can Just Look Into Someone's Eyes And Lie - And It's Perfectly Acceptable.