I Just Learned How To Scuba Dive.

When You're Young, The Loss That You Experience When You Break Up With Somebody, That's The Loss Of A Relationship. And The Older You Get, You Actually Lose People To Death And You Lose Those Relationships, Too.

The Things The Writers Have Me Doing On Suburgatory Are Insane. I Think They Think It's Easier To Ask For Forgiveness Than Permission.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.

I'm Sure There's Just Such A Desperate Feeling If You've Lost A Child. You'd Probably Feel So Desperate That You Would Do Anything. Even If They Came To The Door And Put A Gun To Your Head, You'd Just Be Happy To See Them.

Manipulating People Is What's So Fun About Poker. I Love That You Can Just Look Into Someone's Eyes And Lie - And It's Perfectly Acceptable.