I Just Have So Many Scripts To

My Mom Is Very Southern And She In Real Life Says Things Like, 'if You've Got It, Flaunt It.'

For My Birthday My Husband Learned To Cook And Is Cooking One Day A Week For Me. But He Only Likes To Do Fancy Dishes. So We End Up With Weird, Obscure Things In The Refrigerator.

I Just Learned How To Scuba Dive. Id Been Scared To Rely On One Little Air Hose For Oxygen, But Swimming With All Those Fish Is Exhilarating.

I Was An Assistant Once. I Worked For Rob Reiner And His Family. I Did Sign A Confidentiality Agreement, Though.

Bad, Quirky Poetry Might Be Better Than Some Of The Good Stuff, Because It Really Comes From The Heart.