I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

Always Get Married In The Morning. That Way If It Doesn't Work Out, You Haven't Wasted The Whole Day.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

My Marriage License Reads, 'to Whom It May Concern,'

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"