I Was A Thirteen-year-old Boy For Thirty

God Bless The Universe, God Bless Japanese, Chinese, Indians, All Of Them And Let's Have Peace.

Women Liked Me Because I Made Them Laugh.

Nowadays, It Is Fashionable For Agents To Be Out. When You Call Them, They're Always "out." It's In, You See, To Be Out. If They're In, They're Out. So, They're Always Out. That Way, They'll Be In.

I Don't Regret Anything I've Ever Done. I Only Wish I Could Have Done More.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"