When I Open A Refrigerator Door And

I'll Never Make Another Hardy Picture . . . I'm Fed Up With These Dopey, Insipid Parts. How Long Can A Guy Play A Jerk Kid? I'm 27 Years Old. I've Been Divorced Once And Separated From My Second Wife. I Have Two Boys Of My Own. I Spent Almost Two Years In The Army. It's Time Judge Hardy Went Out And Bought Me A Double-breasted Suit.

Hollywood Has Unfortunately Become A Memory. It's Nothing But A Sign On The Side Of A Hill.

I Buy Women Shoes And They Use Them To Walk Away From Me.

I've Been Coming Back Like A Rubber Ball For Years.

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.