I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

Hey Kids! Let's Put On A Show!

And That's The Way I Have Always Lived, For The Laughs – Today. N-o-w. No Other Way.

Someone Once Asked Me What I Want On My Epitaph When I Pass Away. Just The Words 'i Tried.' That's What This Game Of Life Is All About. Trying. There's The Tryers, The Criers, And The Liars.

If I Ever Complain To An Agent About Anything, He Always Has A Pained Look On His Face, Like, "how Can You Be So Ungrateful? Why, Mick, I Just Named My Yacht After You!"

I Just Want To Be A Professional. I Couldn't Live Without Acting.