I Buy Women Shoes And They Use

John Frances, Entertainment Chair, Of The Friars Club: Of All The Roasts That I Have Produced For The Friars Club, This Is The One That I Am Most Excited About. Mickey Is One Of The Club's Dearest Friends, And We Wanted To Honor Him In The Way We Know Best.

You Always Pass Failure On The Way To Success.

Clark Gable Once Said To Me, "'acting School?' [if You Go,] I'll Kill Ya!"

. . . Children - Not Kids. Kids Are Goats. I've Always Spoken Of My Children As Children.

I'm 74 But I Feel Like I'm 35. And It Isn't Work. You Know What It Is? It's Fun, Absolute Fun. I Don't Know Many People Who Are Fortunate Enough To Be In A Business Like That.