I Was A Street Performer For Two

Shut Up Before I Drop Yo Ass Off At Koreatown. Now Hold On, America, Don't Start Writing No Letters. I'm Just Kidding. But Am I Lying?

I Learned Hard Lessons In Life; I Had To Because I Had So Much Happen: My Mother Died My Sophomore Year In High School. The Next Year, Same Day, My Brother Dropped Dead. Two Years After That, I Got Married Because My Girlfriend Got Pregnant. The Year After My Wedding, My Father - Who I Had Only Recently Met - Died.

I Hate To Let People Down. I Was Like That In Sports And I Was Like That In Comedy. I Was Like That At Work. When I Worked General Motors And Stuff Like That, When I Say Something, I Mean It.

When I Go Onstage, I Want To Relieve Your Mind, Your Pressures.

You Don't See Me In Los Angeles A Lot. I Go Back Home. Because I Can't Play The Game. I Can't - My Tolerance - I Know I'm Getting Old; I'll Be 50 This Year. And You Know How I Know I'm Getting Old? 'cause My Tolerance Level Is Low.