I Used To Do Drugs. I Still

It's Weird... People Say They're Not Like Apes. Now How Do You Explain Football Then?

I Got An Ant Farm. Them Fellas Didn't Grow Anything. Hey, How About Some Celery? Plus, If I Tore Your Legs Off, You Would Look Like Snowmen.

There Was A Product On Late Night Tv That You Could Attach To Your Garden Hose - "you Can Water Your Hard-to-reach Plants With This." Who Would Make Their Plants Hard To Reach? That Seems So Very Mean. I Know You Need Water, But I'm Going To Make You Hard To Reach. "think Like A Cactus!"

I Have No Problem Not Listening To The Temptations.

When I Was A Boy, I Laid In My Twin-sized Bed And Wondered Where My Brother Was.