I Used To Be A Democrat, Now

Welfare Is Monetary Methadone.

That's The Thing I Love About Sports: Sports Force You To Quit. You Can't Pursue Your Dream Till You're 46. When It Comes To Acting, Writing, Comedy, Nobody Ever Stops You.

I'm A Sort Of Nuts-and-bolts Guy. I'm Into Turning Wrenches And Swinging A Hammer And Wrenching On Cars.

The Truth Is We're All Probably More Creative Than We Realize, Except We Spend Our Lives Watching Tv Or Reading Somebody Else's Book. We Never Pick Up A Brush And Stand In Front Of Our Own Easel.

I Am Semi-ambivalent About Being On Camera - Sort Of Low-key. I Don't Like Being On Camera Stuff That Much. I Like Radio And Live Performing Stuff. I Don't Like The Television Stuff As Much. Some People Do. It Takes A Certain Breed Of Cat. There Is A Ton Of Pressure And You Need To Read Cue Cards. I Am Not A Good Cue Card Reader. Being A Poor Reader Was Enough To Make Me Not Want To Do That Type Of Formatted Show.