I Try To Avoid Twitter. I Occasionally

I Don't Have A Terrible Singing Voice, But I Also Wouldn't Call It 'good.' I Can Carry A Tune.

Above The Stage Was A Glass-floored Second Stage, Which Allowed Customers To Look Up And Watch Another Girl Dancing Overhead. This Multidimensional Display Of Poontang Reminded Me Of The 3-d Chessboard On Star Trek, Which In Turn Reminded Me That I Was A Huge Nerd.

Well, To Aspiring Writers, I Would Tell Them That We Live In A Wonderful Time Where You're Able To Make Your Work Visible, Easily.

I've Been An Avid Consumer Of Young Adult Literature Since I Was One, And I Think Some People Leave That Stuff Behind When They Become Old Adults, But I Never Did. I Was Always Interested In The Fantasy World Created In Those Novels.

Shoulda Gone To China. They Give Away Babies Like Free Ipods. They Put Them In Guns And Shoot Them Out At Sporting Events.