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I've Been Watching 'american Idol' Since Its Debut Season In 2002. Back Then, America Hadn't Yet Evolved Into A Gladiatorial Cybernation Of Bloggers, Tweeters, And Self-ordained Voice Coaches.

And I Think I'm An Adrenaline Junkie, And There's Nothing That Will Spike Your Adrenaline More Than Sitting In A Theater And Listen To An Audience React To Something You've Written.

I Always Wanted To Strip. I'm Sort Of One Of Those People Who Would Walk Past A Strip Club And While Everybody Else Might Give It A Passing Glance Or Cracks A Joke, I'd Be Like Pressing My Face Up Against The Window Trying To See In. I Was Very Curious Always.

I Didn't Even Know How To Talk To People, I Didn't Know How To Talk To The Press. I Was Just A Jester. And I Still Feel That Way. But, I Mean, What Haven't I Learned? Everything That I Know Is New Information Because I Was Starting With Nothing.