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Tabloid Photos Capture People At Their Most Self-conscious And Disoriented; In Real Life, Paris Hilton Is Like An Elegant Paper Crane.

In My Opinion, The Best Thing You Can Do Is Find A Person Who Loves You For Exactly What You Are. Good Mood, Bad Mood, Ugly, Pretty, Handsome, What Have You, The Right Person Will Still Think The Sun Shines Out Your Ass. That's The Kind Of Person That's Worth Sticking With.

I Do Not Quote My Own Movies. I Think I Would Be Pretty Insufferable If I Did.

He Is The Cheese To My Macaroni.

The Public's Appetite For Frothy, Flippant Blondes Has Waned, But Paris Hilton Still Fascinates Me.